this is war.

mishasminions:

my-wifi-is-organic:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

SOMETIMES I REALIZE IT WHILE KNEELING IN FRONT OF THE SHRINE OF DNA I’VE COLLECTED OF PEOPLE I WANT TO MAKE CLONES OF

psycoactive: gosssshhh

psycoactive:

gosssshhh

loadsofloki:

the most beautiful sneeze ever.

(x)

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

ribbonsundae: davidscronenberg: #imagine trying to moan this during sex #he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

ribbonsundae:

davidscronenberg:

#imagine trying to moan this during sex

#he looks like the lovechild of tom hiddleston and jesus #i swear

ballato:

oh the weather outside is frightful

but the internet is so delightful

©gloriously-pond